Trying to live a healthier lifestyle; a more active lifestyle.
I made it! I survived…actually it was not too bad.
First I have to say the organization of this race was 10 times better than Warrior Dash the weekend before. We didn’t have to be shuttled to the race village (actually parked pretty close. close enough to be able to walk back to the truck a couple times before our wave start!), check-in was super quick, virtually no line for the bathrooms (there were plenty of port-a-potties), really the only waiting we did was standing in our wave corral.
We had to get a quick photo before the race. All smiles and still clean!
Then we were off! First obstacle: Kiss of mud.
Then on to Pole Dancer (I tried, but could not hold myself up and scoot across), Mud Mile (I thought “I’m so tired and I still have 9 miles to go!”), Warrior carry (I carried Randy half way then we switched!), Arctic Enema (wasn’t as bad as I was expecting), Glory Blades (hated), Quagmire (just a muddy pit you had to pretty much crawl through), Berlin walls (I skipped, but Randy made it over both walls by himself and messed up his neck), Devil’s beard (a big net you had to walk under), Cage crawl (had to get under a fence that was laying over valleys of water and pull yourself across to the other side. I liked this one), Walk the plank (hated, messed up my ears), Prairie dog (slide down a tube into muddy water, meh), Balls to the wall (climb over a tall wall with the assistance of a rope and or boards, was ok but the rope was slippery on the other side going down).
Hold your wood. You basically carry a log around this circle then hand it off to the people waiting to carry their wood. Randy was given this big log, I had ended up with a little one and was carrying it with one hand.
Then on to Hangin’ Tough where I fell in at the second ring. I didn’t really have a strategy for that one, but Randy made it all the way across.
Then the one of the few I was really worried about to begin with, but then realized I had nothing to worry about because if I fell I’d land in water. So I was too nervous about Funky Monkey when I got up to it.
I MADE IT ALL THE WAY ACROSS!! The monkey bars go up to a point then back down to the other side. It’s been years since of gone across monkey bars and I figured I wouldn’t have the strength to hold on all the way across. I got to the middle and and couldn’t believe it. I think that might be a smile because I realized I made it half way, the rest should be easy. Randy (the lone arm you can see) flew by me before I finished so he was waiting at the platform. I got to the end and lowered myself down on the platform and he grabbed me and hugged me. I was flooded with emotions. Joy because he was proud of me, ecstatic because I effin’ made it, pain because my hands were on fire, then I felt like I was going to vomit but I didn’t, plus I knew there were only two obstacles left. I needed a minute or two to collect myself and get my emotions back in check.
Everest was another on I was super worried about. I was scared it was going to be slippery and I was going to fall and break an arm or ankle. We arrived at Everest and Randy put his hands on my shoulders, looked me in the eyes and said I could do this, he was going to be there to grab me and pull me up. First attempt I was close but was a failed attempt. Second attempt I made it up far enough for him to reach me, then I put my other hand out for another guy to grab onto and they pulled me up. Oh My Gosh! The two obstacles I was most nervous about I made it past. Was so glad I didn’t have to do Fire in your hole, that was a long line you crazy Legionnaires.
Last obstacle, Electroshock Therapy. Neither Randy or I touched a single wire.
Hard earned beer. Post race photo.
Dirty, but still happy! We are Mudders!
Next stop, Kabetogama
1 - It’s Friday! 6.5 hours until I’m done with work and officially on vacation! Traditionally I don’t like to say “I’m on vacation!” until we have the vehicles packed and are on our way. This year I have one BIG obstacle before vacation….which brings me to #2.
2 - I can’t believe Tough Mudder is finally here. I’m nervous, but excited. I know I can skip an obstacle if I need to, but I’m going to attempt everything before I give in to my weak muscles. We have an early start time, 9:40am. I was told we didn’t have to stay with that time and go later if we wanted. normally I would say let’s just start later, but we’ll have a 4.5 hour drive up north after the Mudder and I kinda want to get on the road as soon as we can. I told Randy we couldn’t say we were on vacation until we crossed the finish line.
3 - Randy gets a half day because he bought a Sleep Number and they are setting it up today. Lucky duck, but perfect timing. He won’t get to sleep on it before he goes on vacation and has to sleep on a crappy cabin mattress, then possibly a blow up mattress when we’re down in Truman. AND it will be all ready for him when he gets home! What a great way to relax after all of the driving we’ll be doing.
4 - I’m beginning to think I bit off more than I can chew here. I don’t have 2 more things to discuss that aren’t related to going on vacation or Tough Mudder. I’m really tired of hearing any Iggy Azalea song on the radio, they play her WAY too much.
5 - Is it 4:30 yet?
If you’re going to tell me something from across the room, don’t talk like a mouse so I can barely hear you.
Needed to run a little longer run than I have been running lately. Went out for 5.25 miles and tried out my camelbak. I might need to work on adjusting the straps a little.
This will probably be my last run before Tough Mudder on Saturday.
Speaking of which, they finally posted a course map. I feel a lot more comfortable going in to a race/run when I have a good idea of what to expect.